I can’t wait to get married because its like a sleepover every night with your best friend.
an octopus is just a wet spider
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
"what will your kids think of that tattoo?"
my kids aren’t going to give 2 shits because i’m not going to raise them to be a judgmental asshole like yours did
i’m just going to reblog this over and over again until i give myself carpal tunnel